We have all seen it, the mom that just makes every other mom look like a rock star because they are depleted in every way. I tend to be the depleted one... and would like to share with you 10 signs you may be in need of a coffee date with another mom:
10. You are obsessively checking facebook hoping for your 10th like that hour
9. You forgot to look in the mirror before you went out
8. You leave the house to pack the kids on the bus while they are still sleeping
7. Eating Cheerios stuck to your shirt for breakfast is legit
6. Your kid is dressed like a clown and it is not a theme day
5. You run back home five times trying to remember the same thing every time
4. You're wearing the same clothes this afternoon as this morning at the bus stop
3. You fart and don't bother saying excuse me, no one else does...
2. You cry when your asked about how your long weekend was
1. You didn't notice you've left the house with no pants on
Call me up, lets go for coffee and I promise i will brush my teeth... this time:)
Call me up, lets go for coffee and I promise i will brush my teeth... this time:)
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